Ty, who apparently has taken on the job of my personal stylist:

“Maybe for your birthday we can get you some pretty clothes, Mummy.”

“Like what kind of clothes do you have in mind?”

“Oh, you know, pink and purple- nice girl colors.”

“But I don’t like to wear pink and purple. ”

“Oh! Well, then maybe we should get you some that MATCH. Maybe that way you can be pretty again…”

A few days later…

“Mummy. You need to get your “eye- browns” fixed. They don’t look good.”

Apparently he also moonlights as a food critic…

” I am calling Judge Joe Brown on you. This dinner is NOT good.” (how he knows who Judge Joe Brown is still mystifies me)

Toby, my ever deep thinker:

“Toby, go get a diaper for bed.”

“Toby, why do you have TWO diapers? You only need one for bed.”

“Mummy. I have TWO butts, see? one, two?”

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